"I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm."

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.


felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.






tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman